轻松一刻:汉英双语幽默小段子

中英双语幽默小笑话


if I Am a Manager    如果我是一个经理

       One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.

       一天课上,老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。

   All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

       所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

   “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

       “我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。  


Two Birds   两只鸟

       Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
       老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

       Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
       学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

       Teacher: Please tell us.
       老师:请说说看。

       Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
       学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。


Something Really Cheap     真正便宜的东西

       After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

       做完生意回来后,提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

       “How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

       “那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

       “That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

       “看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

       “That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.

       “还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

       Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

       售货员开始有点恼火了,就给提姆一瓶很小的香水,价值15美元。

       “What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

       “我的意思是,”提姆说,“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

       The clerk handed him a mirror.

       售货员听了后,递给了提姆一面镜子。